- Olivia: I've got three pierogies left, Tata.
- Me: You had eight to begin with, so how many have you eaten?
- Olivia: Three.
- Me: No, how many did you eat, if you only have three left out of eight?
- Olivia: Eight.
- Me: But how many of those eight did you eat if there are three left?
- Olivia: STOP TALKING.
A 3-Year-Old's Subtraction