Alan Quatermain

Alan Quatermain

The Tumblog of one Jim Dovey, iOS Software Chief Architect at Kobo in Toronto, Ontario.
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  • Me: This is just some handwritten text, to be emailed. 75dpi is fine.
  • Lexmark: Okay. Here's a preview.
  • Me: That's good, now scan it.
  • Lexmark: … … … done.
  • Me: 12MB? I thought it was going to be 1.5MB… Hey! Everything but the first page is at 300dpi! I said to use 75dpi!
  • Lexmark: OH HAI U WUR SEEREEUS ABUT DAT? DURR U SILLEE 300 R BETTR THEN 75! PFFT U N3WB!!1!

But I R Lexmark, U n00b!11!!